Welcome to the quiz. There will be three items, each a different type of question.
Scores will be determined by honesty and creativity.
Respond to the best of your ability.
Before selecting an answer, be sure to read the option(s) carefully and thoroughly.
Indicate the answer of your choice by writing the response below the item number
and its choice(s) in bold font.
Best of luck.
Item No. 1
In your opinion, what is the best way to wind down after a stressful day week month
A. Take a nice, long nap
B. Eh, just fuhgeddaboudit, you know, like they say in New York. Haha!
C. "Keep moving forward" -Disney's "Meet the Robinsons" (2007)
D. Let yourself soak into the warm bathwater, and wash away all of
those pesky little worries.
Item No. 2
From a scale of one (1) to four (4), one being "eh, not so much" and four being
"holy crap oh my goodness yes how did you knowwwww???", please answer
the following question, being careful to read all parts:
Is your bathtub a way for you to escape from everything*?
*Note: Everything is inclusive of, but not limited to:
That test that is literally tomorrow and you haven't even started studying for it yet
oh my God, making other people worry about you because God forbid you ever
admit that you're not fine, the big and scary "COLLEGE" thing, and the general
overwhelming weight of basically everything going on in your life just piling
up all at once and filling up your mind all at once so it's like your brain is
suffocating from the inside.
Item No. 3
Wow. Alright then. Ok, how about this?
For this item, please respond to the prompt below using a simple AABB rhyme
scheme. Why? Come on, try and be a bit more pleasant. This is a poem, after all.
How does it feel when you take a bath in that little bathtub of yours, hmm?
Look, it's me in a tub
Warm security blankie water
Fine, I'll stop worrying about who'll be my alma mater
Grime, be gone!
Soap, rub away my brains so all that's left is brawn
Cause with the brains, there's thoughts
That make me shiver and shake, yeah a "lots"
My right foot can make a gentle wave, now that's magnificent
Still water around me now making a scene
All because of me, thanks bath, I feel pristine
Let my fingers prune up with every passing minute
Soaking up calm soapy water in my birthday suit
Lavender candle? Pssh, please
Nothing beats the comfort of my tub, yo, it's the bee's knees.
Congratulations! You have finished the quiz.
Scores will be sent out as soon as possible.
In the mean time, why don't you go take a bath?
You'll need it soon or later, anyhow.