Politics As Usual
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"And so" said the Senator, "Pork's institutional."
"I couldn't care less if it's Unconstitutional!"
The young staffer hung his head
And made his egress with a sense of dread
"How foolish I was to be an idealist
When the Man I work for is a hardheaded realist.
I vow never again to let my morality blind me
To unethical proposals that seek for and find me."
And so in Backroom Politics he soon became a resident
Soon that young staffer's got a good shot at President
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