In school it's true, we must all wear pants.

It is with that I don't disagree, but it is on whether or not the pants allow us to dance.

In my school pants can reach the floor.

In my school pants can live in the realm of ants, and have meetings with bugs galore.

In my school it is natural to wear pants.

In my school It is pants which I do not abhorr,

But the very nature of pants on the floor, which have meetings with the ants they seem to adore, which disallow us to get to the door, and prevent us from reaching the dancfloor.

Yes! It is true! I don't dislike pants or ants or even floors,

but the school policy that allows them to come together:

It is that, which I truly abhorr.

So teachers heed my call! Let us make a policy that prevents pants from touching the floors,

and allows us to dance together while stomping on bugs galore!