I don’t eat strawberry-flavored
Candies, save Laffy Taffys or
Starbursts. I don’t eat oranges
Or brown bananas. I’ll only eat
the stalks of the asparagus
But never the heads. I hate
Mushrooms outside of pizza,
Spaghetti and my dad’s consume rice.
I despise carrots outside of stew.
I’m not interested in short guys or
Tall girls. I can’t fall in love with people
Who talk too much or love me back.