*Guitar Strums*
Hola, mi Profesor tu enseñas es muy malo
I come in every morning with a smile, and a buenos dias,
But you rush in with your papeles and your maletín onto the floor,
No mas! No more...
You expect the linguistics of a born Cuban
and I expect the teachings of an educated man,
But you're stuck, just as stuck as I am!

Por que
como se dice? Help me, ayudarme. 
Because I'm relying on what Dora the Explorer says
Adonde
como se dice? I've learned more from the Califanes
And Fobia, El Diablo is my all time favorite
I mean favorito

Hola, mi Profesor de espanol
mi y mis compañeros somos muy molestomos
Hours of reading, of speaking, just for class
Then you expect us to write a novel while sitting on your ass!
You expect the linguistics of a born Cuban
and I expect the teachings of an educated man,
But you're stuck, just as stuck as I am!

Por que
como se dice? Help me, ayudarme. 
Because I'm relying on what Dora the Explorer says
Dios Mio
como se dice? You are killing me
And to think this is Spanish class number 3

And to think a fluent speaker could be worse at a language more than me.
More than me.
Oh Por que?
More than me...