Oh dear teacher of mine,

your ways have simply crossed the line.

I am forced to attend to school to learn, and I enjoy it.

Your classroom should be a place teach me while I sit.

I don't need to know every detail about your son.

I'm sure he's great but I'd like to get some academic stuff done.

When I am enduring one of your tests please, oh please, stay seated!

Do not get up and walk in your heels that you wore to school.

They cause annoying clicks with the sole purpose to wake kids who drool.

If everyone is failing your assignments and tests

Don't view us as group of dumb pests.

Review your ways to something that works.

We are not unintelligent dorks.

Oh dear teacher of mine,

Please make your class worth the time