Ofcourse America is in good shape... great shape even.

I saw him in a hoodie taking a jog one day..he was 6 ft, dark male... um looking suspicious though, so I made

police pull him over for questioning..I'm not a racist, I voted for obama...but great shape though.

Ofcourse America doesn't need a change. There was a party and

I gave her some pills and a drink...she knew what she was doing..I think. All in all

I was having a great time I couldn't keep my hands off her.

Ofcourse America is so loving and understanding; I saw them put that disgusting son 

of theirs in conversion camp and he came out straighter than dry spaghetti 

Ofcourse America is in good hands just last week I saw my favorite president passing 

a law to deport all those job stealing hippies.

Ofcourse America is amazing i dont think it can get any better than this.