Ode to potato chips

Entering my lips

From your crisp to your crunch

I eat you for lunch

Ruffled you may be

You have 160 calories

They say, "It's bad for your health."

I say, "Worry about yourself."

Net weight of 1 oz. is not enough for me

I would rather prefer infinity

At the end of the day if i glower or frown 

You are my throne, my scepter, you are my crown