I'm not playing this game hate to disappoint  but i’m not your little monkey that jumps at your tune, i’m not joining in and definitely not your partner in this cruel little dance.

You want a hero sorry I won't measure up

A villain sorry not interested in mayhem

A wisecrack sorry my humor is kind of dry

A lover nope don't believe in romance.

If you're here for entertainment the theatre is the other way and I definitely will not be entertaining the masses

If you're looking for anything you're bound to be disappointed because all you’ll get is me

The one and the only.