Paul Cridge, you're a crock of shit!

You're a sleazy poisonous thug!

Why don't you give you're mouth a go?

And in the other hole, put a plug!

Buy christ you got a long long way

On something you stole from Drake

But you couldn't deliver the goods in the end

You banal evolutionary mistake!

You're a selfish, rude, arrogant prick!

You're basically pretty stupid

You put me through so much shit

I make swap cards for women David has rooted!

So don't talk to me about Dolphins

Sadly I misunderstood

Cause underneath you just wanted credit

For when people said I was good

I support the men wouldn't support you

When they knew what you'd done

I support the vigilantes

I support the fact I won!

I think that you're a troubled guy

And I think that's nothing knew

I think APS are a bunch of wimps

Almost as unprofessional as you

And when I call the ACA

About my replacement license

I'll be reminded that you're own stinking extortion

Made them have a quality crisis

You're colleagues  would excuse any indiscretion

Just cause it comes from you

You'd tell them you know what I want

And they'd say "oh how true, how true, how true"

You really need to get a life Paul

Go treat you're own kids like a novelty

When you can accept that a woman has a brain

Is when you can talk about quality

You made Tracey undermine her own integrity

Eventually she lied about you telling her to hide

And I bet that you still haven't told Jill

About which thing of mine mysteriously turned up at Clyde

Paul, King of the downtrodden daddies

The boy from Clyde who identified with these tortured souls

Because he's just finished stick book number three

He was Robert from Thomastown

At station two, knew how to use pneumatic tools

But between having a chat and leaking snippets about fingerprints

He hasn't the fucking brains to distinguish

Paul, Figurehead to a consortium of would be snags

Just tell us why they're so insecure

Is their wallowing fraternalism really worth it?

In the end they'll just have to face one after another women with self determination

Like Karen! Sorry, I meant Joanne!