My Least Favorite Things
Unrealistic dialogue in romantic movies,
Teenage females who still think boys have cooties,
When I’m home alone at night and the doorbell rings,
These are a few of my least favorite things.
Opening doors leading into dark places,
Replacing my Converse high top shoelaces,
Voice cracking teenage boys trying to sing,
These are a few of my least favorite things.
When I’m tired,
When I’m grumpy,
When I’m feeling bad,
I simply remember my least favorite things,
And then I feel even more mad.
Teenage boys who will not respect the friendzone,
Family inquiring the state of my hormones,
Shopping for swimsuits or shoes or for jeans,
These are a few of my least favorite things.
Guys who make dirty jokes in front of ladies,
People who try to force me to like babies,
Christian films that lack a plot and a theme,
These are a few of my least favorite things.
When I’m tired,
When I’m grumpy,
When I’m feeling bad,
I simply remember my least favorite things,
And then I feel even more mad.
Telling a joke people don’t think is funny,
Wanting more books but not having the money,
Allergies striking right before I sing,
These are a few of my least favorite things.
Plans changing without any type of warning,
When my favorite band sings a song I find boring,
Cheap earrings that make my ear lobes turn green,
These are a few of my least favorite things.
When I’m tired,
When I’m grumpy,
When I’m feeling bad,
I simply remember my least favorite things,
And then I feel even more mad.