Another day. Another stone
Another potential boyfriend gone
Meeting face to face won't work for me
Because those I meet tend to freeze
But I need someone, I am alone
In my garden full of stone
But, my latest victim proposed to me
Just before he screamed, "let me free!"
He wailed, "Have you tried a dating site?!"
"Like Bumble or Match, or something like!"
I pondered over his last words
These were things of which I’ve heard
So I pulled out my new Macbook
Opened Tinder and began to look
A cute smile, a pretty face
Online dating was the perfect place
I could text, call, and even video chat!
Now nothing is holding me back
Who knew that I could bypass this affliction
With my new online dating addiction?