Ever since you and I met at the table
You’ve listened to my complaints and encouraged me to be able
To fight for what I believe in and have confidence in myself.
I've decided to leave the dull cabinet life behind,
since being used only for milk containment is such a grind.
Boverly wishes me luck and Meowlcolm will miss me,
But all will be for naught if you don’t kiss me.
Let’s run away during the party tonight;
My love for you even excites Boverly enough to take flight
And ask Lunero for a dance
(In the hopes of stirring up an authentic romance).
You help give me purpose and I give you a function
One without the other only leads to disjunction.
Though Concerto doesn't think we will last,
His criticism will be a thing of the past
When we find freedom outside this monotonous life!
In summary, will you please do me the honor of being the husband to your wife?