"Let's Just Be Friends" ... A Poem written by Big Virge 5/11/2005

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United Kingdom

"Let's Just Be FRIENDS !"

NOW Those Are Words ...
That KNOCK Most Men ... !!!

IF They Come ...
From Their Girlfriend ... !!!

But When We Men ...
Hit Girls With Them ...

They Take OFFENCE ... !?!
If They ... " LIKE YOU " ... !!!!!!

Come On Now Girls ... !!!
Don't Try To SCREW ... !?!

Those Are Words ...
You KNOW Are True ... !!!

I'm Saying PLEASE ... !!!
Explain That Coup' ... ?!?
When We PROVE We're Into You ... !?!

But It Gets WORSE ... !!!!

MEN You've Been Cursed ... !!!
If A Girl You Want ...
Is Singing FRIENDSHIP ...
As ... " YOUR SONG " ... !!!!!

Those Words Belong ...
In Boxes ...... " STRONG " ...... !!!!!
Cos' He Wants To See Her In Her Thong .... !!!

DON'T Get Me Wrong ... !!!

If You're Simply ...
NOT ... " Her Type " ...

Do What's Right Son ...
Move Along ............................................................................................. !!!!!

But Hear The Plot ...
I'm Talking of ....

DANGEROUS Felines ... !!!
Who Like To PLAY ...
Games With Your Mind ...

You KNOW ... MIXED Signs ... ?!?

Girls Like This ...
Make Men Resign To Walking blind ...
And Walking Into Emotional Traps ...

" Watch Out There Son !!! "

TOO LATE ... BITCH SLAPPED ... !!!!!!

That's A Shame But Expect That ... !!!

Fellas TRUST I've Been THAT MAN ... !!!

But Nowadays My Game Is STRAIGHT ... !!!
I'm On Them HARD From That FIRST Date ... !!!

And Make Them Know ...

"Babe, we ain't mates !"

" Excuse me, WAIT, what did you say ?"

"Babe, are you deaf ?
What I said is, we're not friends !
Be my friend, when we're in bed !"

"Virgil God You're so direct !
Keep talking man, I'm getting wet !"

See Nowadays ...
This Phrase Is Where My Rap Begins ...

"Listen babe, let's NOT be friends !"

LADIES Come On ... !!!!!

It's NOT JUST SEX ...

But ...

... " Let's Be Friends " ... !!!

Just Gets Me VEX ... !!!!!
When ALL I See ...
Are Dresses Showing Off ...

........ Your BREASTS ........ !!!!!!!

Or Skirts That Show ...
Most of Your Legs ... !!!

Of Course When Close ....
We MUST BE Friends ...
Cos' Sex Will End ...
When Old Age Stems ...
Our Sexual Strength ... !!!!!

So While We're YOUNG ...
Let's Have SOME FUN ... !!!!!

Using ..... " YES " .....
Some PROTECTION ... !!!

Cos' Kids Could Make ...
Our Friendship END ... !!!

Just Like CATCHING ...
... INFECTIONS ... !!!!!!!!!!

It's Just About Being DIRECT ... !!!
Because Some Girls Are Using Sex ...
Like Some Girls Use Their Silicone Breasts ...
To Have A String of Gentlemen Friends ... !!!!!!

Girls Like This ...
Have ... " little sense " ... !!!!

And Have Boyfriends ...
Who ... ABUSE Them ... !!!

And Most of The Time ...
Have Got NO FRIENDS ... !!!
And Really DON'T KNOW ...
What ... " Friendship Is " ... ?!!!?

Fellas WATCH ...
Young Girls Like THIS ... !!!!

Cos' Girls Like This ...
Are FULL of Tricks ... !!!!!

They'll Take OFFENCE ...
To Written Scripts ...
That Speak The TRUTH ...
About Their Moves ...

Well Here's Some News ... !!!
I'd Rather Choose To ....
...... Walk Alone .......
Than With Their Moods ...

I Know These Words ...
May Stop These Girls From Giving Me ...
A Taste of Something Oh SO SWEET ... !!!!!!

Of Course I Mean ...
... Their COMPANY ... !!!

I Told You Girls I Want To See ...
Much MORE Than Sex ... !!!

Like Where Your Head Is Gonna Be ...
So That Our Love's ETERNAL ... See ... !!!

So Ladies PLEASE ... !!!!!

Make Things CLEAR ...
When Things Begin ...

Because Down The Road ...
You CAN'T Defend ...

Words Like These ...

" Let's Just Be Friends " ...

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