News on Channel Five

Spectacled brunettes opine

From seven to eight

 

Flipping sprayed-stiff hair

Experts with intelligence

And low-cut blouses

 

Inequality

All the sins of Photoshop

Holocaust of the whales

 

Great deals at Wal-Mart

The Governator's in love

No Deplorables

 

Eight o'clock to nine

An important announcement:

Wardrobe malfunctions

 

Nine o'clock to ten

She abandons the news post

Her hose has a run

 

Time for the ‘real news’

Barbie cannot relay with

Blue-eyed innocence

 

The high heels have left

Replaced with sensible shoes

And a tie at ten