Interstate Relations Over Coffee
Location
I met this girl who lives on the West Coast
but doesn’t think it’s the Best Coast.
Too much weed and valley girl, she said.
I met this girl who lives in Jersey
and she said it was like living in a shit hole.
But with affluence, conservatism, and a high sales tax.
I met this guy from Nashville
who said it’s great to live there.
Unless you date a girl from the North,
then you’ll hate it.
But hey, no weed or sales tax, he said.
Sipping my iced coffee, I thought
I’m from Georgia
and unless you like Waffle House
It’s fucking terrible.