Dr. Bruce Banner is hiking on a hot day and I'm speaking truthfully;

While hiking, he notices a baby boy alone in a car crying and sweating, which is terrible as can be.

Banner tries to get the baby out, but is unable to;

Getting angry and morphing into the incredible Hulk is what Banner would do.

The Hulk tears the top of the car open and gets the baby out, as you can see;

He gently blows on the baby to cool him off and I'm speaking honestly.

When the baby's mother comes out of a store and sees the Hulk holding her child, she calls the police;

That unfit mother is a bitch and a beast.

When the police arrive, the Hulk tells them that he had saved the baby from burning to death;

Thanks to the Hulk, that baby had avoided taking his last breath.

When the bitchy mother tells the cops that the Hulk is lying, the Hulk roars at her, which causes her to get scared and fall down;

The police point their guns at the shitty mother while she's still on the ground.

When the police arrest the shitty mother, they tell the Hulk that they'll find someone who's fit and patient to raise that baby boy;

Hearing that fills the Hulk with so much joy.

After the Hulk gives the baby to the cops, he leaps away;

The incredible Hulk saves the day.