I need help paying for college.
Let's look at this mathematically.
Now, a good college = Time x Money.
Everybody knows that Time = Money.
So, a good college = (money)^2
Coincidence that this equations makes a sad face?
No. People don't like to spend their money.
Because of the fact that money is the root of all problems.
Meaning, Money = sqrt(problems)
When you embed this equation to the previous one, the squares cancel out.
Finishing off with college = problems.
Now what problems could they be?
Debt? Family Disputes? Loans? THERE ARE SO MANY PROBLEMS!
There isn't just one problem, and I need money.