I am a wimp, I know it's true.

I'm more afraid of bugs than you.

There are many things I'd rather do

Than go near a bug and kill it too.

I'd rather step in fresh dog poo.

I'd rather wade through a pool of goo.

I'd rather mid-scene forget a que

The list goes on, so let's review.

If I see a bug, fear will ensue.

So, step up to bat, and get out your shoe.