How must I compare you?

You horrid dreadful boy!

To think someone cute you?

A dreadful joke you toy!

Why you think yourself cute?

You perverted big head!

Think harm attracts me brute?

You cold-hearted vampire!

You think you are my love?

I’d rather drink poison

Maybe drown in a cove

Better yet fight a bison!

Dreadful boy leave me be.

Putrid boy that I see.