The modern diva

Aphrodite remains the prima donna

The valedictorian 

Athena remains supreme

The feminist

Artemis is the warrior

The cheerleader by the King's side

Hera remains the queen

The quarterback  of the winning team

Zues is the prom king

The emo wallflower 

Hades is the loner

The swim team captain

Poseidon is the earth-shaker

The drunk partygoer 

Dionysus is your man

The track all-state star

Hermes is the flash

High school is the modern hierarchy

Where the stars shine as bright as the gods