Chew, chew, chew

Smack, smack, smack

Must you chew your gum so loud

No matter how often I always say it

People seem to love to “SMACK”

With every type of gum they have

5, Trident, Stride, or Orbit

It never seems to matter much

As if to them my annoyance is funny

Until they end up biting their cheek,

Or tongue but still they continue to

Chew, chew, chew

Smack, smack, smack

They just don’t seem to get the hint