there once was a guide dog named Lucy.

who had a nasty owner named John

every night he'd tie her to the foot of his bed

it would choke her until she was nearly dead

one night he was especially cruel

and it caused Lucy to yelp

which was really a cry for help

I and a friend got tired of the noise polution

so we looked around saw what it was and came up with a solution

we saw John beating lucy with the dog leash 

my friend and roomate said Jeesh

you treet your dog like its a 2 cent whore

 I don't think you deseve this dog anymore

as he said this a housing supervisor came through

she said, I don't know what to do. the dog is in your name

but you treat it like crap and thats ashame,,

actually I don't think you desrve this little lady

she gave me the leash and it drove John crazy.

How dare you give them my dog,  you old hog

she said to him thats disrespect, 

you'll get your comuppents yet.

she blooked his door so he couldn't get through

and I knew exactly what to do. 

I knew that the poor dog in pain would snap

so I said, man I just bought this OH crap

I guess I'll give the dog my beef jerkey

it took the meat and the Lucy lay down

I  put antibiotic ointment on its wounds.

it was like we wre emotionally intuned 

I let the sweet dog sleep with me on my bed.

the next morning was monday.

I told my first class instructor what I needed to do

I walked into remona sangali's office andsaid Yoohoo

she said "why aren't you in class"

I told her I had to deal with an ass

she asked why I had Johns dog

I relayed the story of it yelping, and him beeting the poor thing

she called John into her office

and he came i in steaming.

she told him that he was to back his bags

she said, "you make me sick, and she almost gagged.

then she turned to me, and said with glee

please take care of that dog until pilot dog can come.

the moral of the story is don't hurt animals.