Morning Snap. Filter ‘til you’re pretty.

Time to apply too many layers of foundation. 

Cover and correct your humanity.

Anastasia Beverly Hills, Jeffree Star, Jacklyn Hill.

Pick a pigment that will emphasize how much you spent on it.

Better send a pic to Athena, Aphrodite and Medusa.

Oops...sent one to Zeus’s DM. Accidentally on purpose.

Keep it on the down low...don’t tell Hera.

You know how she gets about your baby mamas.

Time to highlight. 

Draw attention where attention is due.

Oh girl, my self love could rival Narcissus.

Hop on Insta. Time to charge for a promo.

I said PROMO ratchets. 

Post a nelfie. #baddie

Careful boys and girls, don’t go all Ameinias on me.

I’m just out here searching for my Adonis. 

Choose me for that extra third of the year. 

We all just want to be chosen.