Please, do not judge my past.

I am imperfectly perfect!

My perfectionate perfection

Is above your objection.

This is not a ressession.

Why all of the aggression?

Is it because of my perfection?

What I meant to say was rejection. 

I reject your judgement.

I deny your words.

I misspell your thoughts.

I even kick them to the curve!

Don't judge me, and I won't judge you.

Keep your thoughts to yourself,

Or they'll come back to haunt you.