The Conservative’s Burden
Support the conservative’s burden.
We should never liberate
All those who seek equality,
But instead we should discriminate.
This diversity we won’t withstand
In our abundance of people,
So if any proclaim a deviant identity
Send them straight to the steeple.
Support the conservative’s burden
Place your needs in the tomb,
Give up on your quest
For a gender neutral bathroom.
Graduate from your emotions
As we push for conformity.
Accept your assigned gender.
Overcome your mental deformity.
Support the conservative’s burden
To lower the minimum wage.
Ignore the pleas of the poor
Found on the liberal webpage.
Help preserve our liberty
To hound every penny,
And fight Hillary’s agenda
To fulfill the needs of many.
Support the conservative’s burden
To counter the nineteenth’s era,
Where women are allowed to speak up
And completely ignore Hera.
The loyalty they demand
Sings a ridiculous melody.
Must we men really begin
To maintain our fidelity?
Support the conservative’s burden.
Pledge your allegiance
To a flag that represents
The top one percent regents.
To remain silent or seated
Would be an unforgivable sin,
So declare your nation under the God
That everyone believes in.
Support the conservative’s burden.
Protect those who serve
As they serve to protect
All the citizens that deserve
The relative comfort
Of not experiencing the batter
Experienced by the supporters
Of #blacklivesmatter.