Once upon a time there was a girl named Goldilocks
She had lucious blonde locks who were her number one conscience
they tend to whisper "Hey Goldi, you rock!"
And she agrees, for without them she lacks any sense.
One day her mom drove her to Great Clips
They then asked what kind of cut she yearned for
In reply she asked for the teeniest of snips
and when she peeked below she saw all her locks smothering the floor
Now without her locks she has no common sense
She looked at them and said today you'll rue the day!
She doesn't even know what that meant
Then ran down the street because she didn't know what else say
Walking around with the heaviest frown
She happened to stumble upon a house with a red door,
when she knocked once, the silence mocked her without producing any sound
In return she took a rock and smashed the window and glass went flying to the floor.
In the moment she had the urge to climb inside
So she did and didn't know if this was wrong or right,
Rules? There were none to even abide
Soups! Beds! All in her sight
Then not even a minute passed
The police came and tazed her as she was eating no less
She set off the alarm and the cops responded fast
Now she's in jail for breaking and entering the premisice
Goldilocks stood no chance without her locks
What she did today was simply a mess
At the end her locks couldn't tell her that she "rocks"
because breaking and entering is a serious offense.