Once upon a time...
There was a young lad named Cinderfella
Who lived with his stepfather, and his hideous step brothers
And they abused this poor lad hella
It had gotten worse since the death of his mother.
The night of the long awaited ball had finally come
Cinderfella, like everyone else was very excited
" You'll finish these chores or you'll stay home!"
His brothers as awful as they were, were totally delighted.
Cinderfella hurried and finished his chores
All the while, his brothers preparing to meet the princess
When all was done, he retired behind a closed door
And now finally, the brothers all emerge in their formal dress
When his brothers saw his suit of silk
They were filled with envy
For finally he was of their same ilk
They tore it apart, full of bitter jealousy
Poor cinderfella, crying and alone
But fear not young lad your saviour has arrived
For it is your fairy godfather, who has answered the phone
From dirty old scraps, a new suit is derived
A rotten, old squash beomes your sick new ride
The lazy, fat dog now a majestic steed
"Stand up straight! You must have great pride"
" But believe me Cinderfella you must take heed"
"Before the clock strikes twelve, you really must leave"
But before you go, a brand new dress shoe
"It is plenty of time, you'll still have fun, if you just believe"
A shoe made of glass, made specifically for you
Cinderfella, he rode to the ball
Many heads turned to get a look at the new arrival, oh how they stared
His brothers and father could not believe the gall
He looked so handsome and so well prepared
He had a good time, drinking and dancing, meeting the monarch
He even met Bella, the next air to the throne
Though there was for sure, a romantic spark
And before he knew it, he heard that first tone
" Midnight already?! I'm sorry Bella! I really must go!"
He turned and ran down the grand stair
"But wait! Your name ! I really must know?"
However, the only proof of Cinderfella, was the glass shoe he had left there.
After a night of elegance, it was time to return to his boring old life
Cooking and cleaning for his father and brothers
Though he had his daydreams, of that wonderful night, where he fantasized of making Bella his pretty new wife
But his daydream could not save him from the others
Bella, was on the hunt, searching for the owner of the mysterious shoe
His brothers had heard, but they did not give Cinderfella the wonderful word
Poor Cinderfella, hadn’t a clue
Finally, there was a knock on the door, on the night of July third.
“Go upstairs, you’re not needed here”
“ Have you washed yourselves? This is the princess you're about to meet”
Cinderfella, he walked up the stairs, all the while stifling his tears
The father straightened his coat and opened the door, for this was the princess he was going to greet
Bella, full of elegance and grace, entered the house, hoping this was the end
The first brother tried on the shoe, but his foot was to big, it wasn't the right fit
By this point, Cinderfella, begins to ascend
" It is my shoe brother, you silly old twit"
The second brother, though his foot is too small, there was way too much room
" Well you're done here then, we've all tried the shoe"
Cinderfella makes his way down the stairs holding a broom
" I'm still here, that is simply not true"
The brothers laugh at cinderfella, such a pathetic sight
Though the shoe looks to be the right size, his stepfather can not believe his eyes
" Oh no, that cant be right"
Cinderfella slips on the shoe, and laces the ties
The shoe is a fit, Bella can't belive it, at last her search is done
" You must come live with me, your life will be a breeze!'
Cinderfella finally beat his brothers, he had won
" A life in a palace with me! a life of great ease!"
They ran off together with great haste
To begin their new life together, in a great place
The first few months were great
Full of many a loving embrace
Though now cinderfella and Bella have come to a crossroad
Their love and affection having slowed
So filled with sadness and remorse
The two decide to end it with a tragic divorce
But fear not for our young lad
He is now a wonderful dad
"How?" you may ask, with disbelief in your voice just a tad
Well, Cinderfella is now married to Bella's guard whose name was Chad!