A Break Up from the Perspective of a Smartphone
*bzzz*
She sent you a message
Lots of emojis, not as many hearts as usual
Send that message?
Sent
Read 10:43 pm
*bzzz*
New message from Her: 8:02 am
No emojis this time
*bzzz*
New message from Her: 8:05 am
That's a paragraph
She's typing again
Another paragraph
You haven't typed for awhile so I'm going to sleep
*bzzz*
New message from Her: 9:33 am
She seems upset
Tell her you're busy?
Sent
Read 9:35 am
You guys haven't talked in a couple days
Send that message asking if she still likes being with you?
Read 11:28pm
*bzzz*
Another paragraph
Short response?
*bzzz*
It's that question
You took a long time answering, that's a pretty short response
Read 11:56 pm
Looking at those pictures of when you guys went to the beach
Looking at the Valentine's Day pictures
*bzzz*
She said goodbye
Play that song about being lonely?
Pictures again
Select?
The picture of her on a swing that time?
The day you went on that hike?
The saying you always used with her?
The funny picture you guys took in the theater?
That picture of you guys kissing?
The picture of how cute she is sleeping from her birthday?
All those screenshots you took of your skype calls?
The random selfies she took when she stole me from you in your car?
Trash All?
Are you sure you want to delete 50 photos?
Deleted
Select the picture of the broken heart?
Set as wallpaper?
Wallpaper set
Change relationship status to single
Web browser
Bridges near you?
*bzzz*
Your friend trying to get ahold of you
*bzzz*
Your mom asking if you're okay
I haven't done anything in a few days, are you still there?
My battery is running low cause you haven't picked me up in a few days
I'll be here when you decide to charge me and use me again
Welcome back
Oh, Hello new user
I'm His phone
He's gone?
Reset?
Goodbye His memories
Hello. Bonjour. Hallo.