Better Teachers In Need
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LN Wildcats don’t need your advice
Throwing up hands and rolling the dice
If our whack teachers had enough spice
Then they wouldn’t be paying the price
Math’s a subject unknown to me
Old fart, substitute, Mister Poot
The class on desks of drool, you see
Boring a** face kicked with a boot
Least favored classes I blew
When teachers told me not to
Principle Lousy, adieu!
Running in hallways past you!
Pinhead is a sinner
You’re never a winner
She kills you for dinner
Window, books thrown, did her!
A band nerd I am
Picked on, I wasn’t
Fights, bullies - grand slam
Stand up! Who doesn’t?
Dunhell, that b*tch
Failed me, I switched
Always a witch
Retarded glitch
Bad teachers
Dumb creatures
Need preachers
And features
Teach us
Don’t cuss
And thus
Love us
They
Stay
Away
Okay?