"Average" ... (Sexually Explicit !) A Poem written by Big Virge 19/8/2016

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United Kingdom

Ya Know I Pride Myself in Being...
WAY ABOVE The... " Average "...

The... " Average Joe "...
With... " Average Flows "...

The... " Average Bloke "...
Who SNIFFS That Coc'... !!!

The... " Average Fella "...
Whose LUST For... " Chedda' "...
Makes Him The Type of Breddah'...
Who Is A... BAD Goodfella'... !!!!!!!!

But Is Being Average ALL That... " BAD "... ?!?

I Guess Not If You CHOOSE To Live...
A Simple Life With An... " Average Wife "...

An... " Average Job "...
With An... " Average Boss "... !!!

When Being The AVERAGE May Just COST Or Even DAMAGE... !!!
Your Chances of Having A Job Where You... MANAGE...
Like THOSE Who FLY HIGH... Ya KNOW CORPORATE Types... !!!

Who Get MORE Than Your Average... Slice of The Pie ... !!!!!
You KNOW I'm Right THEIR AVERAGES Seem To SET UP The Price... ?!?
For MISCARRIAGES of... Financial LIES... !!!!!

Stocks And Bonds That They MAKE OFF...
As If Their Name Was... " BERNIE MADOFF "... !!!!!

Now THAT's NOT Your AVERAGE Rhyme Scheme Son... !!!!!
It's The Type That's ABOVE ALL This IGNORANT Stuff... !!!!!

Lyrics That TRIGGER ALL Types of LOOSE Scripture...................
From Figures Now BIGGER Than HOLLYWOOD Pictures... !!!!!

Are They ABOVE Average... ???
I Guess So Cos' DAMNIT Their Cash Flow Is MASSIVE... !?!
While The... " Average Wage "...
For Most Artists I'd Say... UNLIKE These BIG STARS Is Way BELOW Par ....
For The EFFORTS We Make To KEEP Our Art REAL In The Things We RELATE... !!!

The Average Today EMBRACES What's... FAKE... !?!?!
Then GIVES Them TOP PAY For Being THAT WAY... ?!?
Such Ways Have Now Made The Game Somewhat STRANGE... !?!
If You Now Choose To Write MORE THAN... " Average TRIPE "...

What Do People Say... ?
... "Man you're just too lyrical, for average type brains !" ...

Is There Such A THING... ???
I Must Be... TOO CRITICAL For Heads Who Now DON'T THINK... !!!

Cos' They're Weak Like The LINK... !!!!!
You See Averages Claim MUCH MORE Than You Think... !!!
Like THINKING BELIEVE... These Days It Now Seems...
That Being The AVERAGE Is Claiming... " PSYCHES "... !!!
By THIS I Mean People DON'T Want To Receive...
A Level of THINKING That's BEYOND... " TV "... !!!
Or... CHALLENGING Speech...
That's Artistically FREE And Speaks... " REALITY "... !!!

UNLESS It's... " Conceived "...
By Some Marketing Team For Some... " CELEBRITY "...

Whose Life's FAR FROM............ " Average "...... !!!!!!!!
So What Does It Mean When People Now FOLLOW The Types Who Achieve...
HIGH Levels of FAME For NOT Being USAIN ... ?!!!?

... Do You Get What i'm SAYING ... ???
Contractually CHAINED Like Modern Day SLAVES... !!!
12 Years AIN'T Enough To... Average My Pain... !!!!!
It's CLEAR The NEW Average Is SLAVING For... PAY... !!!!!!
As Well As Now PLAYING A ROLE To Get PAID...

Or Running Some Average Lines To Get... LAID... !!!!
These Average Babes With Their Average Brains...
Are FAR FROM The Average... SEXUALLY Nowadays... !!!!!
Some WANT To Be CHAINED And Basically RAPED....
For Them To GET OFF Now DON'T Get Me WRONG... !!!
But To ME That's NOT AVERAGE That's CRAZY And STRANGE... !!!?!!!
But That's Just MY VIEW I'm An Average Dude "...
When It Comes To SEX Moves...
I DON'T NEED An ASSHOLE To MAKE Me FEEL GOOD..... !!!!!!!!

My MEMBER Likes Pussy That's Average HARDS WOOD... !!!!!!!!
But These Days MOST Pussy Is... Averagely Hooked...
By Guys Who Are SLY... Or... Given To LOOK...
For ANY OLD Puss Who'll GIVE UP The Goods... !!!!!!!!!!
I Guess That's The END of This Poem That's COOKED...
A Whole LOT of Visions... From SEX To BIG CROOKS...
To WINNERS Like BOLT... WHO Having Won GOLD...
Has PROVEN To MASSES That HE Like The Verse That Comes From BIG VIRGE...
When It's WELL Observed... Is WAY ABOVE..........

.......................... " Average ".................. !!!!!!

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