It's all online, just read it in your textbook,
But it won't help me when I open a checkbook
Foreign language, then reading, and math,
Thanks to that ain't no time to take a bath
A lengthy typed lab report assignment,
A short but long History of confinement
Another country with almost no alignment,
Teachers that basically have no refinement
Ain't no time for this and no time for that,
Ain't no time to listen to a teacher brat
Going on and on that I cooked it to flat,
And cramming just to dissect a dead cat.
Now I'm running right out of time,
I need to print but it costs a dime
An online assignment is due tonight,
And a speech that I just need to write.
A vocabulary test showing up the next day,
And I spent all night doing homework anyway
Ain't no time to study for it now,
Because all im thinking is WOW!
Three tests coming all at once in one day,
Im speechless since there's nothing else to say
Cause my depressing day has only begun anyway,
Seriously homework is a crime students pay!
Can't I have my life back?
Instead of putting our homework in a stack
Studying for another difficult test,
That attacks my life like a pest.
Cause ain't nobody got time for this,
But they do say nowadays that ignorance is bliss
We can learn more like why cheese was named swiss
Cause there's nothing about school I wouldn't miss.