Oh, cool a $1,700 car on craigslist, what a steal!

I cannot function without my coffee

Why are these gas prices so high??

My car is starting to make weird noises, guess I’ll turn the radio up!

What do you mean I have to pay taxes?

Oh wow, I actually have to keep the oil changed?

Do I actually have to remember people’s birthdays now?

How do you even schedule a doctor’s appointment?

You’re telling me, I put more money into the car than what it’s actually worth?

Wait, I can have a record now?

I just lost $10 in scratch-offs

Do I actually have to buy Q-tips?


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