Oh, cool a $1,700 car on craigslist, what a steal!
I cannot function without my coffee
Why are these gas prices so high??
My car is starting to make weird noises, guess I’ll turn the radio up!
What do you mean I have to pay taxes?
Oh wow, I actually have to keep the oil changed?
Do I actually have to remember people’s birthdays now?
How do you even schedule a doctor’s appointment?
You’re telling me, I put more money into the car than what it’s actually worth?
Wait, I can have a record now?
I just lost $10 in scratch-offs
Do I actually have to buy Q-tips?