Dating you was a ridiculous experience.

You took YOUR personal time to manage MY every move.

You called my phone constantly when I wasn’t around you.

Like Really? You don’t have anybody else to call.

You told me whom I couldn’t hang out with.

Yet, you didn’t even have friends yourself!

I couldn’t even post a picture on Instagram at my own leisure.

You were ready to tell me it was too cute and delete it.

Don’t you remember the day I told you I wanted to attend school out of state?

You told me I was thinking unreal and should pick a school closer to you.

How dare you?!

You are the most farcical, ill-considered, ludicrous man I have ever met.

I bet you don’t even know what those words mean.

You were too focused on my life to even go to college!

Your favorite excuse why, was because you loved me…

You are pathetic..

The single life will open its doors in 3…….…2……..…1…..…Single!