Back to school or back to doom, 

I ask myself, sitting in the dreaded classroom, 

Oh, here comes the teacher's pet, 

With a goodie bag of cookies, I'll bet, 

Ugh, that's the bell, 

Welcome to Hell, 

It's the first day, 

and the teacher says, "we're starting, so no horseplay," 

Of course, on Friday there's a test,

Why, don't I deserve a rest?