Never Have I Ever
First date, first kiss, first love, first...
Ha!
The farthest I've gone with a guy was a hug
a hug that was done in common courtesty
since he had already hugged my much more attractive friend
goodbye
The other day a teacher asked us to
describe the worst date we've ever been on
thank goodness that he didn't call on me
or I would have had to admit
in front of thirty strangers
that I'm a college student
who has never been on a
date
How pathetic am I?
The thing is I don't really care all
that much
My friends keep trying to set me up with random guys
but I'm super picky
maybe that's why I've never gone out with a guy
the ones who like me I don't like
the ones I like don't like me
Maybe i should just listen to my friends and settle
Ha!
And end up with someone who hurts me
no thanks
I'm perfectly fine with the idea of
being a strong independent woman
and am kind of looking forward to the thousands
upon thousands of cats
that inevitably I am going to have
Maybe that's why I haven't gone out with someone
Because i'm scared of getting hurt
Maybe I should open myself up
and just go out with the first guy who asks me out
Ha!
and end up going out with some guy whom
I don't find attractive
or who has a horrible personality
or both
No thanks.
But
if that happens I'll have a good story to tell
and more life experience
and...
No wonder i'm single
I think too much
I bet that while you sit there debating about
whether you want to fall in love
love will end up creeping up on you
That always happens right?
Lets hope so or you'll never have your first anything