Oh Hollywood, oh Hollywood

How I long for thee

If I could go to film school for free,

A happy flimmaker I would be

But I have no money

So I must save

In order to pave

A road to the career I crave

I can also win

A thousand dollars here

A thousand dollars there

There is money to be found everywhere

It takes a test of luck

And a test of skill

To taste the thrill

Of climbing to the top of the hill

O Hollywood, oh Hollywood

How I long for thee

If I could go to film school for free,

A happy filmmaker I would be