Netflix, oh Netflix, you'll always be there, whether I need to cry, or I need to care. Netflix, oh Netflix, you entertain me so, I love you more than I've ever loved a beau. Netflix, oh Netflix, you cheer me up quick, all I need to do is pick up a remote and lick. Netflix, oh Netflix, thank you so much, I'm happy to have you, and I think you're pretty clutch.