If My Sofa Could Talk.
If my sofa could talk it would say, I’m not a comforting person.
He would say I ignored him a lot in the past few weeks
He would complain that I only wanted to chill on the weekends because I am too busy
My couch would say I am a bully
I tend to get mad at him some days
He doesn’t like when I bring a bunch of people and just sit around and not talk to him at all