silly poem series
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elbows
Would you like to eat some elbows,
in the summertime?
The story’s told that pepper and salt
makes them taste real fine.
They say to munch them on the left
How has it been?
Where do i begin?
There's something I've been holding Within.
Is it the fact that you can play the violin?
No that's not the right head-pin.
Oh well lets just go toss the old pigskin.
I'd like to start at the end.
Because that's where i like to bend.
I bend the truth because i'd like to make a friend.
I already have a boyfriend.
He likes to see me every Weekend.
My mother once had a beautiful thoroughbred
It liked to sleep in her bed.
So she called it Knucklehead.
Knucklehead was a purebred.
He didn't like ot be mislead.
He didn't like his works being proofread.
I once had a cute little fox.
I had named him Sox.
He liked to play with clocks.
One day i brought him some rocks.
So he decided to knock over my blocks
My fox named sox was very unorthodox.
One day i got very mad.
I was mad at my dad.
I was mad at my dad because he got me plaid.
My dad felt bad
So he got me a new notepad
I used that notepad to write to my friend Chad.
I believe i will try
Try to touch the sky.
Even though it is very dry,
I think that I might cry.
I will mistify
You all before I say goodbye
I once knew and aristocrat.
He had a very lovely cat
But also carried a stove pipe hat
In that hat he carried a real live bat.
How curious was that?
To see an aristocrat with a cat, and a bat in a hat.
No more time for school
It's time for yule!
I think that would be very cool
But i won't be a fool
And go swimming in the pool.
I went in search of a flower.
It had a certain power.
It's power was to make it shower.
The shower would make people scour
It would also make them cower
That is why it is grown in a tower
I chased him all over town,
That silly little clown.
Sadly he fell down,
Because he tripped on a crown
that was being carried by a girl wearing a gown.
