Every time you look up from your
double-mocha-frap-fat-free-milk-double-pump-hazelnut Starbucks classic
You give me an ugly look over
My TARDIS shirt, bright shoes,and suspenders must really make you cringe you perfectly manicured nails
you snicker at your Starbucks girls next to you
reminding them how fat I am
how stupid I look
that I'm probably a virgin
because I am so ugly
your Starbuck girls agree and tell you everything you want to hear
How beautiful you are
how your make up's perfect
how stylist you look in maxi dresses
"and that is so hard!"
Your highness waves them off with a delicate smile
like my math teacher does when someone says "GAY"
Those eyes o f evil look over again taking in the sight
my math book, papers spilled over a half eaten cookie, and a coke bottle standing at attention
your highness stays silent, but one Starbuck takes a chance
"God, what a loser"
the others look up at the rebel, mouths shaped in muted shock
what words from a sheep like you
your highness looks over at me, than back at her Starbucks carefully
"Let's just go."
They all stand in perfect unison, fixing their mini skirts and high heeled boots
perfect Barbie Dolls.
All at once they surround me,her highness and all, like a lion to a little baby deer
" You know if your going to make people suffer at looking at you, you probably shouldn't try so hard at looking like a complete loser"
HER HIGHNESS HAD SPOKEN
"I mean why even try, your never going to get anywhere with those thighs the size of Russia!"
all giggles from her Starbucks around her tight little circle
They turn to leave, laughing as they go
All those patrons around me look and wait
A Brawl? A Bit Thumb? A Sigh? A Cry?
none sadly, for them, as they turn around to see me return to my calculations.
Those words, sights, sounds don't hurt me anymore
because, yes I love geeky sy-fy shows and lots of fan fiction trends,
but I know that the only thing she tries for is the sleep with every boy of the football team before homecoming
and yes, I study because I'm pretty sure,
the only thing she studies is the inside of a toilet bowl after a Friday night binge
that I could beat her at anything,
because yeah, I'm a geek, loser, freak
but in MY world, I'm Queen
and she's the loser.