Drink lots of water and
Sleep a shit ton and
Apply copious amounts of aloe Vera.
Coat the sharp wires with wax
Because your cheeks are still sensitive.
Go on blind dates
but beware of rebounds.
Cry whenever you feel like it;
lots and lots of ice-cream.
Consume apples for three days and then drink
half a cup of extra virgin olive oil with
a squeeze of lemon.
You may want to consider acupuncture.
Hold frozen peas on the sore parts and
steep in a bath of herbs.
Acquire a hobby.
Practice energy healing with quartz crystals
to align your chakras.
Don’t throw it all away—
Find a safe place
to put it (like from that Gilmer Girls episode).
Clear your baggage.
Throw it all away.