A lone wolf

roaming in the wood

spotted a girl

in a little red hood 

The wolf ate her up

and stole all her money

he's a republican 

So he found that quite funny 

When the wolf got to grandma 

she was lying in bed 

her poor old teeth

falling right out of her head

she asked the wolf

for affordable health care

but wolves don't give handouts 

grandma died without a prayer