Whoever reads this might be bored

Because I agree with you

The lion roared and the eagle soared

But the cow just says moo

Whoever reads this might be annoyed

And that’s just fine with me

Your annoyance is quite enjoyed

Because my schedule’s totally free

Whoever reads this might be mad

But I don’t really know

If you are, that’s kind of sad

And it just goes to show

Whoever reads this might be amused

Even though I’m not sure why

But I feel they’re likely confused

So I’m just gonna say hi

Whoever wrote this is kinda great

So let’s just go with that

I only ask that you please don’t hate

Or I will hit you with a bat.