WHEN CHOOSING CHEESE
When Choosing Cheese,
Consider, please
Both Cheddar &
Mozzarella Cheese-
Best Not To Buy,
Gourmet's don't lie.
Most Fine Cheese
Has A Pedigree
And no apologies.
For higher calories.
White Stilton Gold-
$420 per pound sold.
Fine Moose Cheese-
$455 per pound, please.
Serbian Donkey Milk
Called Pule, like silk,
$600-For one kilogram of it,
(Only from a Donkey’s tit.)
Better Choice When
Choosing Cheese:
Donkey and Moose
And never tease,
Better Wines Go
Well, With These.
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