What else can I do?
Besides sit here depressed.
I can stand up chase my shadow.
Why spend precious time asking questions?
When I could set traps throughout my house.
And capture my many evil thoughts.
But, I only have some piano wire and political immunity.
So I guess I’m off to cause more trouble.
By spending money I don’t have and offing suppliers.
Let the tax payers suffer my consequences.
Never piss off a woman who is a soviet spy.
Because you never know, she may one day become your wife.