Twenty Wonders of the Facebook World
My friend was considering a Facebook
So I invited her to take a look
Unknowingly she claimed her seat
And a befuddling world there was to greet:
Twenty edited photos of today's lunch
Nineteen obnoxious selfie shots
Eighteen sponsored ads and spam by the bunch
Seventeen moms boasting about their tots
Sixteen friends bashing celebrities
Fifteen statuses begging for sympathy
Fourteen kids abandoning homework duties
Thirteen adults questioning humanity
Twelve confused grannies new to the Book
Eleven memes of Grumpy Cat
Ten political rants, each without a hook
Nine bufoons demanding likes, stat!
Eight guys posing with gang signs
Seven girls donning the dreaded duck face
Six links to nonsensical Vines
Five young ladies in the boy band craze
Four spontaneous photos I've been tagged in
Three friend requests and a stalker, too
Two geeks on a permanent online binge
And one man with a logo in blue