There once were two children who roamed the land
They were very bossy because they thought they were grand.
One was selfrighteous and the other greedy,
They were both very horrid even though at first you think they're friendly.

The children walked around giving orders
But when it was time to work they sat on their hind quarters.
They were so rude to everyone near,
Anyone who knew them would shed a tear.

They were both very naughty, to point the facts out.
I really dislike them without a doubt.
So if you ever join with these troublesome two
I shall say to you a sad adue.