Thou (Mus musculus) art an adroit creature, whose smarts this garden variety long (in the dench hoard toothy word) fellow admirably named, gifted, blessed as special greybeard ambassador honored to observe.
More accurately, I actually experienced immediate uneasiness, hurriedly leapt with fright, received with slight skittishness numerous unexpected visitors regarding your kith and kin. Members of thee extended family, (perhaps half dozen or more - enough to fit inside gray bread box - ideally one not empty) chanced to spring surprise conclave while this chap did idylle away (Billy me) precious time holed up in his prior mancave listed below. Aside from above initial reaction...yours truly whole heartedly welcomed cute critters.
Methinks these Lower Merion, Pennsylvania vested gentry elegantly attired (analogous gray Confederate) guests dropped hints ranking following (previous address) as rancid, moldy gray cheesy man cave appropriately suited as catatonic doggone groveling hovel. Since vacating premises couple years ago, I readily, eagerly blithely... admit 724 Railroad Avenue apartment quite wretched, squalid, and even offended aesthetic ambience with well maintained adjacent buildings. All of said middle class painted places, (unbeknownst asper... in why) approximately fifty shades of grey.
Catty corner to sleeping quarters (solely identified by tattered, shabby, raggedy quality poor excuse for mattress) crevices poked into black holes, which dark shadows purportedly led into outer limits of subterranean labyrinthine twilight zone. There battle tested, beady eyed, heavily tattooed and pierced, gangly knifely scar faced, unrecognized vermin dwelled demonic derelict, who inevitably angrily slunked to their hideaways, when decisively, invariably, predictably... routed by former. Most of the latter ratty critters (undeserving to be addressed as full fledged musculus troopers) donned tattered grey coats, docked tails, (perhaps albeit resultant brawl with feral cats), scrawny half shredded wheat flaky bodies, slashed ears (maybe courtesy of same kitty), and essentially pitiful specimens showed no scrupulous despite being savagely, soundly, and supremely whiplashed into gray fictitious pulp.
Not surprisingly, the local county office linkedin with housing authority condemned ramshackle dipatidated cringe worthy abode. Thus, me and the missus needed to relocate asap solely donned within humongous gray trench coat.