Dear guy at the coffee shop, you are very cute and I wish you made my chai tea latte

Dear man that dated my mom and keyed her car after she broke up with you, I left a radio I got in 2005 at your house. Can I get it back?

Dear guy that I dated for 2 years, I hope your room still smells like that deodorant you wore back in the day.

Dear lost dog that used to hang by my pear tree in the evenings, I would have given you a treat but I owned a cat and you scared me. I hope you are well.

Dear ice cream man that was also my neighbor, thanks for still giving my brother free ice cream after he called your last name odd.

Dear sisters that I never got to meet, I hope we can do girly things that normal sisters do.

Dear girl I met on tinder, do you like jazz?

Dear brother, sorry for hanging upside down in your closet, breaking that metal thing, and telling mom you did it.

Dear PTSD, suck a fat one, will ya?

Dear boy in my chemistry class, I love your smile and your shoes.